I have to disagree with the the definition of this Hodag, We are going for our 11th year and we are taking our GrandDaughter this year. She is nine and We believe she will enjoy it. As for bringing your kids... if they are under eight I would have to say no, it does not get as bad as that person puts it. Because it all depends on where you are , who you are with, and what you make of it. As for the skimppy clothes, Wisconsin Dells has the same thing. You have to make the decision. But I would leave my dog at home, because they make a mess and BARK.